More Mario Fun

It's videos like this that make me realize how truly unambitious I am. I mean, I've drank enough beers, owned enough remote control cars, and have enough musical ability that I could have done this years ago. But did I? No, sadly, I did not. Luckily for the rest of us lazy bums, these guys took it to task to put it all together so we don't have to.

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1811809

P.S. - It's also kind of cool to see musical tempo implemented with linear distance.

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That's Showbiz

My grandfather used to take me to Showbiz Pizza regularly so I could watch the herky-jerky animatronic robot machines perform their songs. I never got a chance to apologize to him for having to endure all of those rockin' songs for kids, but apparently no apologies are in order. They actually appealed to kids at one level, but attended to the adults on another - kinda like whip cream and Britney Spears.

Have you ever made love to a thug in a club? I don't care who's watchin'!

http://www.milkintheclock.com/2008/09/love-in-this-club-showbiz-style/

Internet Video Thug

Old School Cops

The Ben Stiller Show, while not consistent, had some really great sketches, and more importantly brought some amazing talent out of the woodwork that eventually spawned the all-time greatest - Mr. Show with Bob and David. Probably my favorite series of sketches on the show was a parody on Cops. I'll be posting some other standouts from this show in posts to come. Stay tuned...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ittG71d5y4

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Wooden Spoon Prank

I somehow ended up with a collection of at least a dozen wooden spoons over the years; some acquired from relatives, others stolen from the homeless, but my point is I now know why I am supposed to have too many. And people doubt the existence of God. Could twelve wooden spoons find there way to a single owner merely by the chaos of the cosmos? I should think not!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMBJePzxiZs

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Airport Insecurity

There's a new kind of terror that we all must be careful to avoid. Terrorists have found a way to transport noxious gas into airports and the scary thing is the delivery mechanism is none other than a real live human. All of us could fall victim to the silent, but violent, gas at one time or another.

Now I'm sure the local news could have sensationalized this even more, but hopefully I've done a half-decent job scaring the terrorist out of you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzKNQEXdcjQ

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Maposaurus Cheese

Garmin (GRMN) stock went up today and since I own more than two shares of it, I'm in a pretty good mood right now. And when I get in a good mood, I get real cheesy real quick like. And since Garmin has given the world the most cheesiest cheese of all cheeses it has ever seen two Super Bowls ago, that is what you are going to get today. This isn't the thirty-second commercial spot. No, this is the extended music video that features the metal god Steve Grimmett to his fullest/cheesiest.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taRPwYe1EYA

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Elevator Psychology

This is just as interesting as a TV history piece as it is a funny internet video. It's nice to know our grandparents liked screwing with people back in the day - it's nice to know things'll never change.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMeAhP97MFQ

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