The Return of St. Sanders KISS Style!

Yes, yes, and YES! Actually, this has less to do with the band Yes and more to do with the band KISS. And furtheractuallymore, this has less to do with the band KISS and more to do with (overdubbed drum roll, please...) ST. SANDERS!!!

The most famous and hilarious overdubber St. Sanders has cooked up a fresh smelly pile of terrible hilarity.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kw5oJoUYTb8

After-Video Discussion Questions:
1. Do you find it annoying when other people whistle, yet you enjoy to do it yourself?
2. How would a fight between Batman and Pikachu go down exactly?
3. What is the relationship between jazz guitar and the world shampoo shortage?

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80s Ridiculous Video of the Week: #2

I could probably do this feature for a couple more years with nothing but clips from Hard Ticket to Hawaii if there wasn't so much nudity. Andy Sidaris sure did know how to make one hell of a sexy movie. It's just too bad the blow-up doll is the best actor in the film. So, which do you think is the more ridiculous scene: the video below, or last week's clip?

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1902231

Internet Video Guy

80s Ridiculous Video of the Week: #1

It's time for a new weekly feature: 80s Ridiculous Video of the Week. Every Saturday, the 80s will make a comeback. Just about any 30-second clip shot from 1980-1989 was ridiculous, so this is probably the easiest idea for a regular feature ever.

This week's video is a clip from Hard Ticket To Hawaii. It may very well be the epitome of 80s ridiculousness, but we'll try every Saturday find something that outdoes it.

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1896628

Internet Video Guy

Boom Goes the Dynamite

Aside from the Steve Martin/Tina Fey banter, the Oscars were pretty ho-hum, until that is, I heard Will Smith say "boom goes the dynamite". Wow, two worlds collide. I feel sorry that this poor guy's worst day ever, which before now was "just" a viral video on the web, has now made it to prime time on the Oscars. Sorry dude.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W45DRy7M1no

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The Return of Juaquin

Juaquin's train wreck continues, this time on Letterman. I would have to say Dave was masterful at making a silk purse out an R&B wannabe. He is still supposedly just playing another part and this will all get balled up in a pseudo documentary - who knows, maybe the next Spinal Tap. Somehow I doubt it. Hopefully this is more enjoyable than the last Phoenix catastrophe.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1IncP6xjfg

David After the Dentist

One of the bad things about my childhood is that it happened so long ago. Before the internet. Had I been born more recently, I would surely be famous and/or arrested. For example, you would be able to watch a video of me beating Mario Kart 64 with my feet (the famous part) and also a video of me in Kindergarten during my infamous grandpa/blowjob story (the arrested part). So unlike me, this kid will now become famous and most likely arrested sometime in the future... lucky bastard.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjMRydqBSJ4&feature=related

Joaquin Phoenix "Raps"

Joaquin Phoenix, whose first name mocks every English pronunciation rule in the book, recently announced his departure from the acting community to pursue a career in music. It sounded plausible enough after more than holding his own in Walk the Line as the gritty, tortured country legend Johnny Cash. Well he has finally unveiled his golden egg, but it has a suspiciously shit brown color to it. But as they say in... well, let's just leave it at "as they say"... shit brown is the new gold. Enjoy, if you dare.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1LdNpj0giY

And here he is "walking" off the stage:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhLJPGI7a7k

...and from another angle:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWMF1uC1LUU&feature=related