Don't Vote

After watching this, I've decided I'm going to not vote. I haven't decided which candidate I'm going to not vote for, but yeah, definitely going to not vote. Sorry.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fX40RsSLwF4

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The Hitching Hour

In honor of me getting married last Friday, I thought it would be appropriate to post some wedding bloopers. Fortunately, nothing this embarrasing occurred at our ceremony. Remember to keep those knees slightly bent!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOZKM0ixITQ

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David Caruso Parodies

It appears as though some of you out there took the challenge to parody David Caruso to heart. I warned you that it was impossible, yet in your misguided attempts at humor, you forced this trash on the world:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=of4Nyv_3FTY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0ldc_hiifc

I have to give credit to Jim Carrey for being so bold as to take up the challenge on national television:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glvGfQnx3DI

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A Parody that Palins in Comparison

Some people are just parody-proof. Take, for examle, David Caruso. Try to parody him... I dare you. Couldn't do it, could you? That's because Mr. Caruso is his own best parody, and by doing nothing more than simply existing (part of which involves having blindingly electric red hair).

But parodying these type of people is not without cause... because it brings the self and self-parody into glaring relief.

So here is a parody followed by the actual parody. Confused? Good. So is she.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r36Xc0GG4iQ

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Pop Tarts

Everyone loves Pop Tarts. They quite possibly represent the greatest innovation in food packaging of the 20th Century. Long before freeze-dried fruit made its way into cereals, the Pop Tart had grain, sugar, and fruit-like stuff all in one convenient, tasty pastry. Hey, are you still reading this? Go watch the video!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8kThoZpF_U

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Longest Video Yet

Today's video is the longest yet featured on this blog. It's horribly entertaining throughout its 42:25 duration. This video has the potential to revolutionize the future of commercial online video. Just watch it, bitches.

http://www.hulu.com/watch/28343/dr-horribles-sing-along-blog

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Kiwi

Today's video has surpassed 19,000,000 views on YouTube, so there's a decent chance you've seen it. I'd be willing to bet that you haven't read all ~50,000 comments, though, so there's still plenty to explore with this video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdUUx5FdySs

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Sketch Comedy

One of the greatest things about the Internet, and specifically video sites like YouTube, is that it allows random people to do sketch comedy. Random people, as Wikipedia has taught us, are like the free market - they are always correct and the best solution to any problem. Well, my problem today was picking a video to share.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BI1WxgFNDo0

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Stupid Boyfriends

Today's video demonstrates why it's always best to stalk women before flirting with them. Situations such as these can be avoided simply by taking the time to get to know a girl before wasting time being helpful.

http://www.break.com/index/she-has-a-boyfriend.html

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Sexiest Video on the Internet

With a title like that, do I really need to say anything else?

http://www.hulu.com/watch/1404/saturday-night-live-snl-digital-short-natalie-raps#s-p1-st-i3

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