Roof Garden

This music video is real video footage of the apex of human happiness. Really. Every day, people try to be as happy as these people, but it just isn't possible. No better time has been known before or after this event. I dare you to post a comment showing a happier time - just try...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AD7PQySHAZc

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Moon Patrol

In honor of NASA's recent attack on the moon, sending explosives to kick up dust looking for signs of water, I thought it would be appropriate to give credit to the originators of the idea. For four glorious seasons, Bob and David delighted America's funny bone on their beloved Mr. Show. But they were doing so much more. They were conditioning us for the brave new world where we do daily battle with celestial bodies. One day the moon will bow before us and Earth shall reign supreme.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Csj7vMKy4EI

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Don't Bite the Hand That Renders You

Just when you think you got your creator beat, he goes and CTRL+ALT+DELetes you...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npTC6b5-yvM

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More News That Isn't Fit to Print

To continue on the theme of news anchors dropping the F-bomb, here is a classic of Sue Simmons dismayed that her geriatric co-anchor is still reading his notes while she's delivering her segue into the next story. True to her talents, her delivery is perefect!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1oz5VBhBuA

Again, I would ask that you use this on one of the elderly folks at your office.

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Keep Fuckin' That Chicken

This has to be my new favorite phrase of the year. It's a perfect combination of offensive and funny, all while capturing that positive can-do spirit. Sometimes you think you've given that chicken everything you've got, but all it takes is some helpful encouraging words to keep at it a little longer.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdnXYWSa56w

Assignment: try working it into a sentence today.
Extra Credit: try working it into a sentence today at work.

If you're lucky enough to be on the receiving end of these inspirational words, it's appropriate to reply with a courteous, "Oh, I'm gonna fuck that chicken into nuggets!"

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George Brett Auto-Tuned

Have you ever started one of those office conversations that you wish you wouldn't have in retrospect? After viewing this, I'm pretty sure your answer will change to "no". For a fun experiment, try telling this story as your own at your place of business. Post your results here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2Dn0hs-CM8

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Total Eclipse of the Heart

Sometimes things are figuratively funny, but this is literally hilarious!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj-x9ygQEGA

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The Return of St. Sanders KISS Style!

Yes, yes, and YES! Actually, this has less to do with the band Yes and more to do with the band KISS. And furtheractuallymore, this has less to do with the band KISS and more to do with (overdubbed drum roll, please...) ST. SANDERS!!!

The most famous and hilarious overdubber St. Sanders has cooked up a fresh smelly pile of terrible hilarity.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kw5oJoUYTb8

After-Video Discussion Questions:
1. Do you find it annoying when other people whistle, yet you enjoy to do it yourself?
2. How would a fight between Batman and Pikachu go down exactly?
3. What is the relationship between jazz guitar and the world shampoo shortage?

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80s Ridiculous Video of the Week: #2

I could probably do this feature for a couple more years with nothing but clips from Hard Ticket to Hawaii if there wasn't so much nudity. Andy Sidaris sure did know how to make one hell of a sexy movie. It's just too bad the blow-up doll is the best actor in the film. So, which do you think is the more ridiculous scene: the video below, or last week's clip?

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1902231

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80s Ridiculous Video of the Week: #1

It's time for a new weekly feature: 80s Ridiculous Video of the Week. Every Saturday, the 80s will make a comeback. Just about any 30-second clip shot from 1980-1989 was ridiculous, so this is probably the easiest idea for a regular feature ever.

This week's video is a clip from Hard Ticket To Hawaii. It may very well be the epitome of 80s ridiculousness, but we'll try every Saturday find something that outdoes it.

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1896628

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Boom Goes the Dynamite

Aside from the Steve Martin/Tina Fey banter, the Oscars were pretty ho-hum, until that is, I heard Will Smith say "boom goes the dynamite". Wow, two worlds collide. I feel sorry that this poor guy's worst day ever, which before now was "just" a viral video on the web, has now made it to prime time on the Oscars. Sorry dude.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W45DRy7M1no

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The Return of Juaquin

Juaquin's train wreck continues, this time on Letterman. I would have to say Dave was masterful at making a silk purse out an R&B wannabe. He is still supposedly just playing another part and this will all get balled up in a pseudo documentary - who knows, maybe the next Spinal Tap. Somehow I doubt it. Hopefully this is more enjoyable than the last Phoenix catastrophe.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1IncP6xjfg

David After the Dentist

One of the bad things about my childhood is that it happened so long ago. Before the internet. Had I been born more recently, I would surely be famous and/or arrested. For example, you would be able to watch a video of me beating Mario Kart 64 with my feet (the famous part) and also a video of me in Kindergarten during my infamous grandpa/blowjob story (the arrested part). So unlike me, this kid will now become famous and most likely arrested sometime in the future... lucky bastard.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjMRydqBSJ4&feature=related

Joaquin Phoenix "Raps"

Joaquin Phoenix, whose first name mocks every English pronunciation rule in the book, recently announced his departure from the acting community to pursue a career in music. It sounded plausible enough after more than holding his own in Walk the Line as the gritty, tortured country legend Johnny Cash. Well he has finally unveiled his golden egg, but it has a suspiciously shit brown color to it. But as they say in... well, let's just leave it at "as they say"... shit brown is the new gold. Enjoy, if you dare.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1LdNpj0giY

And here he is "walking" off the stage:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhLJPGI7a7k

...and from another angle:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWMF1uC1LUU&feature=related

Squirrel Obstacle Course

Talking to my brother tonight, I was comparing something or other to one of those squirrel obstacle courses, which I assumed everybody had seen or heard about. He looked at me blankly, like an untaken test, so he suggested that I make tonight's video one of these so-called "squirrel obstacle courses". Well, bro, here's what the hell I was talkin' about.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWU0bfo-bSY

Office Space Trailer Recut

Sometimes it feels like Futurama's What-if machine is spitting out hypothetical scenarios in real life. Here, we get a glimpse at what Office Space would be like if it were a thriller. Now if only it included a Fing-longer...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atHWASn_ygo

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Ah, L'Amour

I think one of the women featured in this video might be Ann Coulter. That would explain why Don Hertzfeldt decided to use stick figures. Or, if you believe the rumors out there, she might be the man in the video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lV5lnYlR58

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Henry Rollings Writes a Love Letter to Ann Coulter

You've probably asked yourself countless times as you lay there at the end of the night, trying to fall asleep, "When will Henry Rollins and Ann Coulter finally shack up?". It's like watching a tortured episode of Who's the Boss, where yet again Tony and Angela come "this" close to getting it on, only to have Samantha walk in at just the wrong moment and fuck it all up. Stupid kids. Well Dirty Henry has finally extended the olive branch and written a good ol' fashioned love note. I look forward to seeing their sex tape and articles about their fucked up kid soon!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c55_1231350433

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Perfect Satire Strikes Again

Perfect satire strikes again. This time with a precisely aimed jab at one of the most polished consumer brands - Apple. Perhaps the newer generations of computer users are feeling less idiot than the older ones and there's finally going to be a backlash against the sacrifice of features just to not upset those that are a little light in the brains that are afraid of, oh, say a right mouse button.

http://idle.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=09/01/06/1419259

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Bush Roast Revisited

Because we have the good fortune to only have a few more days of Mr. Bush, I thought it would be good to revisit one of the better tributes to the man by none other than Mr. Stephen Colbert

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-869183917758574879&hl=en

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Jack Dickson

Oh dear lord, where to start on this one. Some people have a talent that singularly stands out above all the rest. Some are even lucky enough to have two. Even fewer are blessed with three. Any more than that, and you reach the elite status of Renaissance Man. Here is one such Renaissance Man in the making. March on, Jack Dixon. March on.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eo6g68f39a8

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Darth Vader Being a Smartass

Here's another simple editing job that goes a long way. Featuring yet again Mr. Darth Vader.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5blbv4WFriM

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Darth Vader or James Earl Jones

Sometimes it takes a friend going away to finally take the time to sit down with them and really know what's on his mind - to know what his heart is made of. And other times, well, you just do the same old stuff like watching funny videos on the internet. That's exactly what I did last night at a going away party, and here are the results:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6A0rwG39Jzk

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