Joaquin Phoenix "Raps"

Joaquin Phoenix, whose first name mocks every English pronunciation rule in the book, recently announced his departure from the acting community to pursue a career in music. It sounded plausible enough after more than holding his own in Walk the Line as the gritty, tortured country legend Johnny Cash. Well he has finally unveiled his golden egg, but it has a suspiciously shit brown color to it. But as they say in... well, let's just leave it at "as they say"... shit brown is the new gold. Enjoy, if you dare.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1LdNpj0giY

And here he is "walking" off the stage:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhLJPGI7a7k

...and from another angle:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWMF1uC1LUU&feature=related