David After the Dentist

One of the bad things about my childhood is that it happened so long ago. Before the internet. Had I been born more recently, I would surely be famous and/or arrested. For example, you would be able to watch a video of me beating Mario Kart 64 with my feet (the famous part) and also a video of me in Kindergarten during my infamous grandpa/blowjob story (the arrested part). So unlike me, this kid will now become famous and most likely arrested sometime in the future... lucky bastard.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjMRydqBSJ4&feature=related