Roof Garden

This music video is real video footage of the apex of human happiness. Really. Every day, people try to be as happy as these people, but it just isn't possible. No better time has been known before or after this event. I dare you to post a comment showing a happier time - just try...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AD7PQySHAZc

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Moon Patrol

In honor of NASA's recent attack on the moon, sending explosives to kick up dust looking for signs of water, I thought it would be appropriate to give credit to the originators of the idea. For four glorious seasons, Bob and David delighted America's funny bone on their beloved Mr. Show. But they were doing so much more. They were conditioning us for the brave new world where we do daily battle with celestial bodies. One day the moon will bow before us and Earth shall reign supreme.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Csj7vMKy4EI

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Don't Bite the Hand That Renders You

Just when you think you got your creator beat, he goes and CTRL+ALT+DELetes you...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npTC6b5-yvM

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More News That Isn't Fit to Print

To continue on the theme of news anchors dropping the F-bomb, here is a classic of Sue Simmons dismayed that her geriatric co-anchor is still reading his notes while she's delivering her segue into the next story. True to her talents, her delivery is perefect!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1oz5VBhBuA

Again, I would ask that you use this on one of the elderly folks at your office.

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Keep Fuckin' That Chicken

This has to be my new favorite phrase of the year. It's a perfect combination of offensive and funny, all while capturing that positive can-do spirit. Sometimes you think you've given that chicken everything you've got, but all it takes is some helpful encouraging words to keep at it a little longer.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdnXYWSa56w

Assignment: try working it into a sentence today.
Extra Credit: try working it into a sentence today at work.

If you're lucky enough to be on the receiving end of these inspirational words, it's appropriate to reply with a courteous, "Oh, I'm gonna fuck that chicken into nuggets!"

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