Model, Meet Floor

This is the second straight video that revolves around leg troubles. Woo hoo! Now on this one, the laugh-inducing event is just as funny as watching the laughs that it induces. Watch the video and you'll know what I mean:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-cxitNqSnU

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Gummi Bear Trap

I haven't seen much Robot Chicken, one of the highlights of Cartoon Network's Adult Swim, but this clip is going to change all that. Damn, I may have to get cable because of this clip.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/43283/

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Best Dell Plug Ever

After watching this I bought six laptops and a printer cartridge on dell.com. Just warning you to keep away from your credit cards when watching this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5X2lYfYjVt0

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Matrix Pong

When I went to the Oracle, she told me there was going to be an awesome knockoff of The Matrix on a Japanese gameshow, but somehow I couldn't bring myself to believe her until now. I just thanked her for the cookie and went on my way. Also, here's one that even the Oracle might not be able to answer - what if you took both the blue pill and the red pill? Discuss...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dcmDscwEcI

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Sunday School

Two towns of evil, pillars of salt, orgies, and poop. Yes, Charlie Sheen does come to mind, so does the Bush/Cheney administration, but this is a much more ancient tale back when things were really kinky.

http://www.superdeluxe.com/sd/contentDetail.do?id=D81F2344BF5AC7BB77D6A0E55069BD0A9B3A52CB005FA7D7

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I Like Turtles

It's not every day you get to be on the news, so when it happens, you have to make it count. Well this modern-day Munster did just that:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMNry4PE93Y

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Unnecessary Censorship

Sometimes I just feel like #$*%ing the @*^& out of a !@$#. But then I come to my senses and opt to &@$%#^ like a #^%@& that hasn't a #*&*! to piss in/on. Yeah, you know what I'm talkin' about, yo. ##%#@ yeah!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qc6w4SzIUN0

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It's All About the Pentiums

To me this is Weird Al's true masterpiece. Even though this is years old, the tech lingo is still spot on - and he throws it at a blistering 2400 baud rate. And for an extra bonus, he manages to get in a jab on Helen Keller. Man if she heard what he was saying about her... oh, wait...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ky-JTAPhmUo

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Food Court Musical

A couple of friends and I had this same idea with the theme song of the Toys 'R Us commercials set in the college dorm room cafeteria, but we never got around to actually doing it. Here are 16 individuals who are less lazy than me and my friends:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkYZ6rbPU2M

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Powerthirst

I hate energy drinks, and this "commercial" sums up all the reasons why...

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/5176

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A Social Uprising

This is not a drill. I repeat, this is not a drill. Right now, as we speak, a new beginning of rock mayhem is being born. I have located footage of one of the so called rock training camps, where children no older than 4 years of age are being groomed, nay brainwashed, to join the rock legions and terrorize all that is pleasant and melodic. My only hope is that we can fight this frightening future together by spreading the word and being on dutiful lookout for these subversive elements and bring them to justice! Your mission is clear, now go forth and fight!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjuuJ5HnKoc

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The Other Piano Man

Billy Joel doesn't have to sweat life too much. He's filthy rich, has been married to a supermodel, wrote some of the greatest rock n' roll hits of all time, and really is a pretty bad ass musician. He doesn't have to take shit from nobody! But, there is one man Billy Joel fears more than all. This man can outplay, out-sing, and even out-fuck the one and only Billy J. But when it comes to looks, they're just about dead even.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOgTUEkWXAY

If you ever run into this guy in a well distinguished bar, lock the stall!

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Demetri Martin

Actually funny comedians are hard to come by, but this guy is a refreshingly low key, next-gen deadpan superstar in the making. Enjoy!

http://video.stumbleupon.com/#p=cgof2dx7gx

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Katana Slip

I love the fact that you can buy a katana blade just by watching TV.
I love that people on TV do stupid things.
I love that stupid people on TV are named Odell.
Therefore, I love this next clip:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCdbwXeqV-k

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A Wrongasaur

So I have a confession to make... I really, really, REALLY like game show blooper clips. I can't quite find the right word to describe how that makes me feel, but it is something along the lines of embarrassed, ashamed, and mortified. But then I found this blooper medley and the first clip made me truly believe that everybody should really, really, REALLY like game show blooper clips as much as I really, really, REALLY do:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyDOXUtp1EQ

Welcome to my world...bitch!

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A Few Spices Short of a Rack

Actually, on second thought, their racks are probably among their better assets. However, their sense of humor is not quite as... um, fully developed. You would think with all the interviews they have surely endured, they would be well trained on the meaningless banter that usually goes back and forth during a comedic interview. But Posh seems more like a showbiz rookie in one of my favorite Jon Stewart interviews ever:

http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=117883&title=spice-girls

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Pardon Me

This is another highlight from the Hardly Working series. Very simple and improbably funny premise, but funny it is. For best results, rinse and repeat several times.

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1793285

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Daft Hands

This is in the top 100 youtube all-time views, so apparently you have already seen this, but maybe this is your first time on the internet, so in that case, here is something new for you. This also features one of the top 100 songs of all time, so it's got that going for it... which is nice.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2cYWfq--Nw

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Corporate Clown

So, I work for a pretty big corporation, and yeah, sometimes it's a little on the stale side. No office keggers on Fridays or Dunder Mifflin style pranks. But when I see how much fun the even bigger corporations are having, it makes me kind of glad that work is just work, and not so much play.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nc4MzqBFxZE

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Recess Rules

What was your favorite part of recess? Kick ball? Standing against the wall because you pinched Suzie and she tattled on you? Well, mine was a bit more perverted. Hey! Don't sit there pretending like you didn't do it, too! Fortunately, it never went down quite like this:

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1778958

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Future Politicians

Talking up a storm and hogging the spotlight without saying a single intelligible thing... yeah, this kid is definitely gonna be a politician:

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1761853

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Video by Numbers

Today's video is extra special - it's a do-it-yourself video! Here are the instructions:

1. Go to the following URL:

http://www.americangreetings.com/ecards/display.pd?prodnum=3085685&path=90697

2. Copy the following text into the text window below the cute kitty on standby:

"I am a beloved cat. A fine example of the feline species. I'm very sophisticated and refined. I shidt in a box and I will eat your fuhking face off if you don't give me foods now.
I duh duh duh duh don't ha ha ha have a stuh stuh stuh stuttering prah prah problem"

3. Select the "Nigel" voice

4. Press the "Preview Card" button to hear your creation!

5. Post other fun phrases you think of in comments to this blog for everyone to enjoy

Keyboard Prank

Saying "I'm just kidding" always makes any action okay. If someone is pulling your leg and you don't realize it, you may get a little miffed, but as soon as they say "I'm just kidding", then you have a laugh and move on. If you're not sure what the hell I'm talking about, then this video should help illustrate my point:

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1772014

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What's it Gonna Be?

Confidence. What gives a man confidence? Is it money? Power? Alcohol? No, no, and no. Real confidence comes from a little Asian guy in a silver jumpsuit backing up everything you say.

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/9aa9642448

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One Rotten Apple Spoils the Bunch

If everyone around you mistook you for someone you weren't, somebody much more prominent than you, say a celebrity or executive, would you come clean and correct the misconception? Hell no! You take that limo. You take that swank party. And you run! Let the limelight shine on you, if even for just a moment. Well, that's what this guy thinks, too. The first look on his face is priceless!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atfNL0_KAcs

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