Joaquin Phoenix "Raps"

Joaquin Phoenix, whose first name mocks every English pronunciation rule in the book, recently announced his departure from the acting community to pursue a career in music. It sounded plausible enough after more than holding his own in Walk the Line as the gritty, tortured country legend Johnny Cash. Well he has finally unveiled his golden egg, but it has a suspiciously shit brown color to it. But as they say in... well, let's just leave it at "as they say"... shit brown is the new gold. Enjoy, if you dare.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1LdNpj0giY

And here he is "walking" off the stage:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhLJPGI7a7k

...and from another angle:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWMF1uC1LUU&feature=related

Squirrel Obstacle Course

Talking to my brother tonight, I was comparing something or other to one of those squirrel obstacle courses, which I assumed everybody had seen or heard about. He looked at me blankly, like an untaken test, so he suggested that I make tonight's video one of these so-called "squirrel obstacle courses". Well, bro, here's what the hell I was talkin' about.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWU0bfo-bSY

Office Space Trailer Recut

Sometimes it feels like Futurama's What-if machine is spitting out hypothetical scenarios in real life. Here, we get a glimpse at what Office Space would be like if it were a thriller. Now if only it included a Fing-longer...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atHWASn_ygo

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Ah, L'Amour

I think one of the women featured in this video might be Ann Coulter. That would explain why Don Hertzfeldt decided to use stick figures. Or, if you believe the rumors out there, she might be the man in the video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lV5lnYlR58

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Henry Rollings Writes a Love Letter to Ann Coulter

You've probably asked yourself countless times as you lay there at the end of the night, trying to fall asleep, "When will Henry Rollins and Ann Coulter finally shack up?". It's like watching a tortured episode of Who's the Boss, where yet again Tony and Angela come "this" close to getting it on, only to have Samantha walk in at just the wrong moment and fuck it all up. Stupid kids. Well Dirty Henry has finally extended the olive branch and written a good ol' fashioned love note. I look forward to seeing their sex tape and articles about their fucked up kid soon!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c55_1231350433

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Perfect Satire Strikes Again

Perfect satire strikes again. This time with a precisely aimed jab at one of the most polished consumer brands - Apple. Perhaps the newer generations of computer users are feeling less idiot than the older ones and there's finally going to be a backlash against the sacrifice of features just to not upset those that are a little light in the brains that are afraid of, oh, say a right mouse button.

http://idle.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=09/01/06/1419259

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Bush Roast Revisited

Because we have the good fortune to only have a few more days of Mr. Bush, I thought it would be good to revisit one of the better tributes to the man by none other than Mr. Stephen Colbert

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-869183917758574879&hl=en

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Jack Dickson

Oh dear lord, where to start on this one. Some people have a talent that singularly stands out above all the rest. Some are even lucky enough to have two. Even fewer are blessed with three. Any more than that, and you reach the elite status of Renaissance Man. Here is one such Renaissance Man in the making. March on, Jack Dixon. March on.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eo6g68f39a8

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Darth Vader Being a Smartass

Here's another simple editing job that goes a long way. Featuring yet again Mr. Darth Vader.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5blbv4WFriM

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Darth Vader or James Earl Jones

Sometimes it takes a friend going away to finally take the time to sit down with them and really know what's on his mind - to know what his heart is made of. And other times, well, you just do the same old stuff like watching funny videos on the internet. That's exactly what I did last night at a going away party, and here are the results:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6A0rwG39Jzk

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