Pablo Franciso - Movie Trailer Guy

Since the movie trailer guy died recently, I think it's appropriate that we pay our respects by doing the one thing that Mr. Don LaFontaine made us do - laugh. And while we're at it we should definitely pay our disrespects to Keanu Reeves. Never hurts.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJGkKdqPx_c

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Yacht Rock

This is the first of a wonderful, wonderful series about one of musics greatest little interludes. It was around the time when having sex on speed boats while hopped up on cocaine was something you did before breakfast, which is the meal you had before going to the office to smoke a cigarette and shag your secretary. Yeah, it was the good old days. Moonlighting was a hit. Pastels were hot.

"Fuck you, Loggins"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMTI8vg7A5U

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Don't Vote

After watching this, I've decided I'm going to not vote. I haven't decided which candidate I'm going to not vote for, but yeah, definitely going to not vote. Sorry.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fX40RsSLwF4

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The Hitching Hour

In honor of me getting married last Friday, I thought it would be appropriate to post some wedding bloopers. Fortunately, nothing this embarrasing occurred at our ceremony. Remember to keep those knees slightly bent!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOZKM0ixITQ

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David Caruso Parodies

It appears as though some of you out there took the challenge to parody David Caruso to heart. I warned you that it was impossible, yet in your misguided attempts at humor, you forced this trash on the world:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=of4Nyv_3FTY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0ldc_hiifc

I have to give credit to Jim Carrey for being so bold as to take up the challenge on national television:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glvGfQnx3DI

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A Parody that Palins in Comparison

Some people are just parody-proof. Take, for examle, David Caruso. Try to parody him... I dare you. Couldn't do it, could you? That's because Mr. Caruso is his own best parody, and by doing nothing more than simply existing (part of which involves having blindingly electric red hair).

But parodying these type of people is not without cause... because it brings the self and self-parody into glaring relief.

So here is a parody followed by the actual parody. Confused? Good. So is she.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r36Xc0GG4iQ

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Pop Tarts

Everyone loves Pop Tarts. They quite possibly represent the greatest innovation in food packaging of the 20th Century. Long before freeze-dried fruit made its way into cereals, the Pop Tart had grain, sugar, and fruit-like stuff all in one convenient, tasty pastry. Hey, are you still reading this? Go watch the video!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8kThoZpF_U

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Longest Video Yet

Today's video is the longest yet featured on this blog. It's horribly entertaining throughout its 42:25 duration. This video has the potential to revolutionize the future of commercial online video. Just watch it, bitches.

http://www.hulu.com/watch/28343/dr-horribles-sing-along-blog

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Kiwi

Today's video has surpassed 19,000,000 views on YouTube, so there's a decent chance you've seen it. I'd be willing to bet that you haven't read all ~50,000 comments, though, so there's still plenty to explore with this video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdUUx5FdySs

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Sketch Comedy

One of the greatest things about the Internet, and specifically video sites like YouTube, is that it allows random people to do sketch comedy. Random people, as Wikipedia has taught us, are like the free market - they are always correct and the best solution to any problem. Well, my problem today was picking a video to share.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BI1WxgFNDo0

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Stupid Boyfriends

Today's video demonstrates why it's always best to stalk women before flirting with them. Situations such as these can be avoided simply by taking the time to get to know a girl before wasting time being helpful.

http://www.break.com/index/she-has-a-boyfriend.html

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Sexiest Video on the Internet

With a title like that, do I really need to say anything else?

http://www.hulu.com/watch/1404/saturday-night-live-snl-digital-short-natalie-raps#s-p1-st-i3

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Musical Comedy

Being a musical comedian has many advantages. The audience doesn't get tired of your material as quickly when it's set to music, and it's easy to split it up and market singles. Most importantly, it somehow gives you the freedom to be as offensive as you want without actually offending people.

Stephen Lynch sings a song from his first album:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=136cNGNd7Yg

Bo Burnham sings a song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQZ3mNX2FyY

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More Mario Fun

It's videos like this that make me realize how truly unambitious I am. I mean, I've drank enough beers, owned enough remote control cars, and have enough musical ability that I could have done this years ago. But did I? No, sadly, I did not. Luckily for the rest of us lazy bums, these guys took it to task to put it all together so we don't have to.

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1811809

P.S. - It's also kind of cool to see musical tempo implemented with linear distance.

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That's Showbiz

My grandfather used to take me to Showbiz Pizza regularly so I could watch the herky-jerky animatronic robot machines perform their songs. I never got a chance to apologize to him for having to endure all of those rockin' songs for kids, but apparently no apologies are in order. They actually appealed to kids at one level, but attended to the adults on another - kinda like whip cream and Britney Spears.

Have you ever made love to a thug in a club? I don't care who's watchin'!

http://www.milkintheclock.com/2008/09/love-in-this-club-showbiz-style/

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Old School Cops

The Ben Stiller Show, while not consistent, had some really great sketches, and more importantly brought some amazing talent out of the woodwork that eventually spawned the all-time greatest - Mr. Show with Bob and David. Probably my favorite series of sketches on the show was a parody on Cops. I'll be posting some other standouts from this show in posts to come. Stay tuned...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ittG71d5y4

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Wooden Spoon Prank

I somehow ended up with a collection of at least a dozen wooden spoons over the years; some acquired from relatives, others stolen from the homeless, but my point is I now know why I am supposed to have too many. And people doubt the existence of God. Could twelve wooden spoons find there way to a single owner merely by the chaos of the cosmos? I should think not!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMBJePzxiZs

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Airport Insecurity

There's a new kind of terror that we all must be careful to avoid. Terrorists have found a way to transport noxious gas into airports and the scary thing is the delivery mechanism is none other than a real live human. All of us could fall victim to the silent, but violent, gas at one time or another.

Now I'm sure the local news could have sensationalized this even more, but hopefully I've done a half-decent job scaring the terrorist out of you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzKNQEXdcjQ

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Maposaurus Cheese

Garmin (GRMN) stock went up today and since I own more than two shares of it, I'm in a pretty good mood right now. And when I get in a good mood, I get real cheesy real quick like. And since Garmin has given the world the most cheesiest cheese of all cheeses it has ever seen two Super Bowls ago, that is what you are going to get today. This isn't the thirty-second commercial spot. No, this is the extended music video that features the metal god Steve Grimmett to his fullest/cheesiest.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taRPwYe1EYA

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Elevator Psychology

This is just as interesting as a TV history piece as it is a funny internet video. It's nice to know our grandparents liked screwing with people back in the day - it's nice to know things'll never change.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMeAhP97MFQ

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Nu-Tone House Intercoms Must Have Been the Shit

A lot of houses built in the 70s near where I grew up had these old house intercom systems made by Nu-Tone. They all ceased to function many years ago, but as a kid I imagined how totally awesome those things must have been. Unfortunately, I wasn't old enough to imagine a scenario quite like this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aySEdLaEDc8

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My Mom Said I Could

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Learning English the Fun Way

Foreign language was always my least favorite subject, but had I learned actually useful phrases like in this commercial, I bet you $100 I would trilingual at least. Be careful, because this song will get stuck in your head and you may accidentally sing the lyrics out loud. There's been several times where I've had to stop myself after "I wanna...".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUEkOVdUjHc

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Vagina Punch

This is wrong on so many levels... but mostly at the crotch level. I've never seen a real girl get punched in the vagina, but after seeing this, I'm sure it wouldn't be nearly as awesome as these computer renditions.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fx4vDuY4Q1E

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Close Encounters of the Ninja Kind

This is one of the classics that makes The Onion so great. Hopefully, this puts an end to the ninja vs. pirate argument. Ninjas win, hands down.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49fVYmO3yv0

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Eat Like a Snake

Today, me and my gal ate at a little local burger joint that nobody knows about called Burger King. I don't know how they afford such a global advertising budget but it's pretty impressive.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTXbMCOywVY

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Model, Meet Floor

This is the second straight video that revolves around leg troubles. Woo hoo! Now on this one, the laugh-inducing event is just as funny as watching the laughs that it induces. Watch the video and you'll know what I mean:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-cxitNqSnU

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Gummi Bear Trap

I haven't seen much Robot Chicken, one of the highlights of Cartoon Network's Adult Swim, but this clip is going to change all that. Damn, I may have to get cable because of this clip.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/43283/

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Best Dell Plug Ever

After watching this I bought six laptops and a printer cartridge on dell.com. Just warning you to keep away from your credit cards when watching this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5X2lYfYjVt0

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Matrix Pong

When I went to the Oracle, she told me there was going to be an awesome knockoff of The Matrix on a Japanese gameshow, but somehow I couldn't bring myself to believe her until now. I just thanked her for the cookie and went on my way. Also, here's one that even the Oracle might not be able to answer - what if you took both the blue pill and the red pill? Discuss...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dcmDscwEcI

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Sunday School

Two towns of evil, pillars of salt, orgies, and poop. Yes, Charlie Sheen does come to mind, so does the Bush/Cheney administration, but this is a much more ancient tale back when things were really kinky.

http://www.superdeluxe.com/sd/contentDetail.do?id=D81F2344BF5AC7BB77D6A0E55069BD0A9B3A52CB005FA7D7

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I Like Turtles

It's not every day you get to be on the news, so when it happens, you have to make it count. Well this modern-day Munster did just that:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMNry4PE93Y

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Unnecessary Censorship

Sometimes I just feel like #$*%ing the @*^& out of a !@$#. But then I come to my senses and opt to &@$%#^ like a #^%@& that hasn't a #*&*! to piss in/on. Yeah, you know what I'm talkin' about, yo. ##%#@ yeah!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qc6w4SzIUN0

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It's All About the Pentiums

To me this is Weird Al's true masterpiece. Even though this is years old, the tech lingo is still spot on - and he throws it at a blistering 2400 baud rate. And for an extra bonus, he manages to get in a jab on Helen Keller. Man if she heard what he was saying about her... oh, wait...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ky-JTAPhmUo

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Food Court Musical

A couple of friends and I had this same idea with the theme song of the Toys 'R Us commercials set in the college dorm room cafeteria, but we never got around to actually doing it. Here are 16 individuals who are less lazy than me and my friends:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkYZ6rbPU2M

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Powerthirst

I hate energy drinks, and this "commercial" sums up all the reasons why...

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/5176

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A Social Uprising

This is not a drill. I repeat, this is not a drill. Right now, as we speak, a new beginning of rock mayhem is being born. I have located footage of one of the so called rock training camps, where children no older than 4 years of age are being groomed, nay brainwashed, to join the rock legions and terrorize all that is pleasant and melodic. My only hope is that we can fight this frightening future together by spreading the word and being on dutiful lookout for these subversive elements and bring them to justice! Your mission is clear, now go forth and fight!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjuuJ5HnKoc

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The Other Piano Man

Billy Joel doesn't have to sweat life too much. He's filthy rich, has been married to a supermodel, wrote some of the greatest rock n' roll hits of all time, and really is a pretty bad ass musician. He doesn't have to take shit from nobody! But, there is one man Billy Joel fears more than all. This man can outplay, out-sing, and even out-fuck the one and only Billy J. But when it comes to looks, they're just about dead even.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOgTUEkWXAY

If you ever run into this guy in a well distinguished bar, lock the stall!

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Demetri Martin

Actually funny comedians are hard to come by, but this guy is a refreshingly low key, next-gen deadpan superstar in the making. Enjoy!

http://video.stumbleupon.com/#p=cgof2dx7gx

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Katana Slip

I love the fact that you can buy a katana blade just by watching TV.
I love that people on TV do stupid things.
I love that stupid people on TV are named Odell.
Therefore, I love this next clip:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCdbwXeqV-k

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A Wrongasaur

So I have a confession to make... I really, really, REALLY like game show blooper clips. I can't quite find the right word to describe how that makes me feel, but it is something along the lines of embarrassed, ashamed, and mortified. But then I found this blooper medley and the first clip made me truly believe that everybody should really, really, REALLY like game show blooper clips as much as I really, really, REALLY do:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyDOXUtp1EQ

Welcome to my world...bitch!

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A Few Spices Short of a Rack

Actually, on second thought, their racks are probably among their better assets. However, their sense of humor is not quite as... um, fully developed. You would think with all the interviews they have surely endured, they would be well trained on the meaningless banter that usually goes back and forth during a comedic interview. But Posh seems more like a showbiz rookie in one of my favorite Jon Stewart interviews ever:

http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=117883&title=spice-girls

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Pardon Me

This is another highlight from the Hardly Working series. Very simple and improbably funny premise, but funny it is. For best results, rinse and repeat several times.

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1793285

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Daft Hands

This is in the top 100 youtube all-time views, so apparently you have already seen this, but maybe this is your first time on the internet, so in that case, here is something new for you. This also features one of the top 100 songs of all time, so it's got that going for it... which is nice.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2cYWfq--Nw

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Corporate Clown

So, I work for a pretty big corporation, and yeah, sometimes it's a little on the stale side. No office keggers on Fridays or Dunder Mifflin style pranks. But when I see how much fun the even bigger corporations are having, it makes me kind of glad that work is just work, and not so much play.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nc4MzqBFxZE

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Recess Rules

What was your favorite part of recess? Kick ball? Standing against the wall because you pinched Suzie and she tattled on you? Well, mine was a bit more perverted. Hey! Don't sit there pretending like you didn't do it, too! Fortunately, it never went down quite like this:

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1778958

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Future Politicians

Talking up a storm and hogging the spotlight without saying a single intelligible thing... yeah, this kid is definitely gonna be a politician:

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1761853

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Video by Numbers

Today's video is extra special - it's a do-it-yourself video! Here are the instructions:

1. Go to the following URL:

http://www.americangreetings.com/ecards/display.pd?prodnum=3085685&path=90697

2. Copy the following text into the text window below the cute kitty on standby:

"I am a beloved cat. A fine example of the feline species. I'm very sophisticated and refined. I shidt in a box and I will eat your fuhking face off if you don't give me foods now.
I duh duh duh duh don't ha ha ha have a stuh stuh stuh stuttering prah prah problem"

3. Select the "Nigel" voice

4. Press the "Preview Card" button to hear your creation!

5. Post other fun phrases you think of in comments to this blog for everyone to enjoy

Keyboard Prank

Saying "I'm just kidding" always makes any action okay. If someone is pulling your leg and you don't realize it, you may get a little miffed, but as soon as they say "I'm just kidding", then you have a laugh and move on. If you're not sure what the hell I'm talking about, then this video should help illustrate my point:

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1772014

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What's it Gonna Be?

Confidence. What gives a man confidence? Is it money? Power? Alcohol? No, no, and no. Real confidence comes from a little Asian guy in a silver jumpsuit backing up everything you say.

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/9aa9642448

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One Rotten Apple Spoils the Bunch

If everyone around you mistook you for someone you weren't, somebody much more prominent than you, say a celebrity or executive, would you come clean and correct the misconception? Hell no! You take that limo. You take that swank party. And you run! Let the limelight shine on you, if even for just a moment. Well, that's what this guy thinks, too. The first look on his face is priceless!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atfNL0_KAcs

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Daniel Gone Wild

Have you ever dreamed of being on a game show and winning the whole damn thing? You know, just losing yourself in the moment, letting your raw excitement flow out in front of millions of TV viewers? Well someone must have figured out how to record dreams, because this is how I've always imagined it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5W6_gHGLtU

There's enough footage of this show to dedicate an entire month to it, and I may just do that if I get desperate.

Enjoy!

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Roll the Dice

I had lunch (bread, mead) with my brother (charisma 15, dexterity 18) today, and he was telling (shout spell) me how he has a crazy (bezerk spell) dungeons and (frost) dragons day planned with a few (1D6 = 3) of his friends (strength 14, constitution 17) this weekend. Now to his defense (armor class 8), he is not a regular gamer, so he still has pretty good Vegas odds (2D12 + 4) of getting laid, but this news has the statisticians (strength 5, intelligence 23) reworking their models.

So in honor of the heroic conquests ahead of him, here is today's clip:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlaOUUASC8M

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Cat Gate

No, this isn't about the next presidential scandal. If it was, it would be more aptly named Pussygate. I'm a little reluctant to post a video of a cute animal being, well, cute, but since I have three of these cute animals at home, I figured now is as good a time as any:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5Ilq3kFxek

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Behold The Majesty of St. Sanders

The original clip. Actual Ozzy performance that is, yes, over the top, but also rockin’ (only need to watch enough for comparison purposes)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWAohdmCl4o

Then there’s the St. Sanders version. He overdubs legitimately awesome solos with hilarious fake renditions that, shall we say, lack the caliber of the originals.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JBzWZq4fXg

He’s done a bunch more, so check ‘em out. The Metallica, Clapton, and Santana videos are especially enjoyable.

Jimmy Kimmel's Comeback

So, as most of you probably have already seen, and hopefully via this here blog, Sarah Silverman is fucking Matt Damon; however, after a fairly boring Oscars in my opinion, there was a not so boring comeback by her husband and TV show host Jimmy Kimmel. This just sealed my vote for Jimmy Kimmel to take over late night TV. And the number of cameos they got for this is unreal...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lcmNaXmjvs

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Cars

This is every local car dealer ad you've ever seen wrapped up into one and then some. I want to see more from these guys.

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/5468

Is your checkbook out?

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No-Look Pass

In honor of KU vs. OSU this afternoon, today's video is of the greatest basketball shot ever. On second thought, maybe it's the best pass ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBgz1mhrQcY&NR=1

Rock Chalk!
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Skinny Dick Pant

Sorry for the late post today. Google kept trying to tell me I had a virus and that I shouldn't post because I could infect you all with my disease. Well I must be cured now since I'm posting this as we speak.

As promised, here is the second genius of Andy Dick:

http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/82727/Andy_Dick_GAP_Commercial_Parody.html

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Slow Jerk

Everyone in the office had to endure an anti-harassment training seminar yesterday, and the office has been just a little too squeaky clean ever since, so I'm going to live vicariously through this completely wrong skit:

Enjoy another one from the Whitest Kids You Know:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkgMbU-we1o

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History of the Internet Part II

Another review, but if I am responsible for just one person seeing this for the first time, well then, it was worth it.

Wooo Wooo!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccgXjA2BLEY

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History of the Internet 101

This might be a review for some of you, but it'll do you good to see it again.

This is really old, taking me back to my early college years (8 years or so - yikes!)... Flash was just starting to catch on and the beginning of the widespread internet video world was taking foot in places like shockwave.com and icebox.com to name a few.

Watching this is like watching a film from the 1920s. By todays standards it looks amateur, and you can all but see footage of Joe Sparks at his computer overusing and abusing Flash's features with little or no relevance to the plot, but Radiskull and Devil Doll ruled the internet world for a short time (really, they made and sold stuffed devil dolls and everything), only to return to hell where they rule for all eternity. . .

The music is still really great, with a lot of inspiration from early Beastie Boys.

Here is the first in the series of eight:
http://www.atomfilms.com/film/radiskull1_devil_doll.jsp?channelKeyword=channel_radiskull

After the first three episodes it really goes down hill, but if you can stomach the first half of the second one, I urge you to at least watch all three - you'll get extra credit points:

http://www.atomfilms.com/films/radiskull.jsp

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What's Up?!

There's no reason or sense to this video, but nevertheless, it inspires just the same. Imagine if you kidnapped Les Claypool, tied him to a chair, and made him "sing" (because saying Les Claypool sings is really a stretch) a song of your choosing. Yep, I think we would all arrive at this same video. Though you should know, it's not actually Les singing, no, it's someone even cooler.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcjQuIaoFl4

Check out Lyiam Lynch's podcast for more genius.

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Snow Tows Blow

In honor of this bleak, snowy day I thought it would be appropriate to pick a snow-themed video. There's nothing so fun as watching college frat guys acting stupid. Wait. That's redundant... There's nothing so fun as watching college frat guys. Enjoy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CF693eh9mUU

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It's Saturday!!!

It's not Thursday. It's not Friday. It's SATURDAY!

Monday? No.
Tuesday? Uh-uh.
Wednesday? Let me check... nope.

IT'S SATURDAY!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ierw8eAsw_g&NR=1

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Dick on Bush

Do I have your attention now? Good! No this isn't an adult film clip, but believe me - if I could I would, but I plan on running for president someday, so I don't want this blog to come back to haunt me. And speaking of presidents, how bout that George W.? Here is Andy Dick, Bush's speech writer,... what you didn't know Andy Dick wasn't just a comedian... on how he writes the dialog of America's voice:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fj04NG7qfug

Oh, and this reminds me, I have another Andy Dick gem to show you, but I'm going to be withholding and save it for a rainy day.

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A Touching Love Story

In honor of Valentine's Day, I thought it would be appropriate to pick a video that demonstrates that true love is still possible in this wham bam world we live in. So in quick-like fashion, here it be:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnVJZkDuVBM

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Capturing the Spirit of My Generation

This clip really sums up the magnitude of the social importance of a certain video game on my generation. Its every sound effect is permanently etched on our brains. It doesn't feel like it was made by a corporation with a marketing team, engineering staff, board meetings, and blah blah blah. No, it feels more like the third stone tablet handed down by God himself.

The crowds cheers gives me chills...



Nostalgically,
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Cute Kids Can Sell Insurance

I know. I know. You're probably thinking, it's only day five and I'm already breaking the rules. Well, it's MY blog and I'm writing the rules as I go. So today you get, not one, not two, but, yes, three videos for the price of one. Take some pills and read on and I swear we'll get through this together.

This first one is a well-known "oldie but goodie", posted on MySpace and Facebook comments everywhere. But the following two are lesser-known follow-ons to this series of commercials.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJKiSCdqlpI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5DwIcnpBCA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a189xAYBRv8

Oh, and tomorrow, I'll be sure to keep the video commercial-free. I promise.

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I Feel Great

...and so should the people who made this amazing commercial. I don't know how this got the green light at the drawing board, but thank God it did! This is one of the all-time great commercials in my opinion. You may never look at breakfast bars the same way again.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6rE0EakhG8

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A Certain Wrist Injury Won't Stop This Man

It's pretty inspiring to see what people can achieve in the face of adversity. This is chiefly noticeable when watching old live footage of Def Leppard, but there are many others that have also overcome adversity to do great things. Deaf composers, short NBA players, plus-size models, Carrot Top... the list goes on.

But this able news team dug a little deeper and found an example of a man with true courage despite the fact that he is afflicted with one of the most debilitating of conditions.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1Y6PchDYfw

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David Blaine

This is one I can watch over and over again, and in fact I do. Great concept. Great execution. It has a prequel and a sequel but in my opinion you should see this one first for that "love at first sight" effect. A+ and three gold stars!

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/1050

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I'm the Internet Video Guy

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The first video in this series is a little gem that pays much needed praise to the B-52s - that quirky band out of Atlanta, GA that got people gettin' it on in shacks in the 80s. Bizarre yes, but strangely the acting is far less bizarre than the actual song. I can imagine the look on the sound engineer's face when they were laying down the vocals.

Without further ado:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baMAA8F7FQ0

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